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You know, I fell down a hole post clubbing one night. My legs disappeared into an uncovered drain. Or rather, one leg. Just as I was trying to impress a stunningly handsome young man (who subsequently rescued me and bizarely decided this had not put him off me). And no, I was not at all drunk that night. I was however wearing a short red pvc skirt, new rocks and a skimpy top. And whilst stuck in this hole, I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't get out.
Well, until said young man assisted a rather hysterical tears streaming down face with laughter heap of me. Must be what won him over.
[Edit - icon chosen for the remarkable resemblance it bears to the ex in question]