ebb: (Dreamy)
( Dec. 6th, 2006 11:00 pm)
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As requested by [livejournal.com profile] scarybex, I'm going to list on here what I've had each day so far in my advent bag. My wonderful, magical and barmy Mum does one each year for me (in addition to a Christmas stocking). Each day, I have to hunt through the bag and open the present with that days date on it.

As my sister gets largely the same things (but not necessarily in the same date order) each year, I've put it behind a cut for her sake )

The other kind of things I'm likely to get )

A brief history! )

So Mum - you rock and I love you.
ebb: (Docile)
( Sep. 28th, 2004 09:29 pm)
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I posted this not so long ago. So to redress the balance, I have another sent-from-my-fab-Mum-in-a-letter to share with you! Her comment was "Let Richard know they're on his side this time. No need to be terrified." :D
..:: For the Men ::..
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules:-

Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

Rule 1 )

Rule 1 )

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Rule 1 )

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Hope that made you all giggle and no offence was taken!
ebb: (Sexy)
( Sep. 3rd, 2004 06:22 pm)
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My mother, as you all know, is quite quite mad. In the best possible way. Now, being mad and being a wonderful and unique magical creature, she sees fit to send me a myriad of "bits" in the post. Today, I got the following (with a "Thought you could peruse the new rules and warn Richard you come with a health hazard - his health may no longer have a life!" comment on the accompanying letter):

Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

Rule 1 )

Rule 2 )

Rule 3 )

Rule 4 )

Rule 5 )

Rule 6 )

Rule 7 )

Rule 8 )

Rule 9 )

Rule 10 )

Lol - definately a one the dads can relate to!
ebb: (Happy)
( May. 8th, 2004 12:15 pm)
Apparently, there is a washing fairy who replicates dirty clothes when you are out. She can be bribed with biccies. But only if they're chocolate.

Because life is too short for plain biscuits.

I love talking with my Mum, she's gorgeous and wonderful and never ceases to make me smile! She gets so busy with thinking of what to put in her non-stop stream of snail mail that she nearly forgets to take off her socks for her shower.

I'm sat here having a freshly brewed coffee which was sent via a snail to the Chief Serving Wench at the Twig and Broom Coffee Shop (the coffee shop I will eventually own - steal that name at your peril!) chatting to her on msn. Mum, just so you know - I love you. Lots. And I miss ya. AND I'm really looking forward to next weekend for a hug or several dozen. If I do sound like you, it's most certainly a good thing. I'll not be afraid, because you are most definately NOT scary. At all. You're mad and brilliant. I'd be honored to be like you.

Love ya lots!

Em xxx
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