Ode to Milk Chocolate Hob Nobs

[ebb]

[Level - Public]

Oh sweet biscuit of magnificence!
I bow at your feet.
Not one can I devour.
No! I need two at least.

My diet is suffering,
My willpower is waning.
Within the hour,
There's merely 2 remaining.

A grown woman of 25
You'd think I'd have learned
That a flat tum needs worked on,
Each calorie burned.

Yet I sit here, still munching
Enjoying the crunch
Of your sweet biscuit goodness,
Avoiding my (healthy) lunch.

Needless to say boys and girls, today has not been a very healthy eating type day. Oops!

Comments

[akonken.livejournal.com]

Being in an office that's generous with their biscuits is deadly!

[ebb.livejournal.com]

They put them down in front of me. EEEVil people. I was also made a sausage butty in cheesey bread for 'breakfast' at 11.

Ho hum. I'll just have to be super good tomorrow and friday.

[petal1983.livejournal.com]

thats bloody fantastic!

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, dark chocolate rich tea...

Nathan, the Toxic Biscuit

[criminallyvulgr.livejournal.com]

haha, did you actually write that? that's adorable :)

[joetimewaster.livejournal.com]

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/
'nuff said.

[meatina.livejournal.com]

One of the people where I work gave us all mini crunchies on Friday... not good!
I prefer dark chocolate ones meself :)
...though the poem is spot on about how they are!

[ebb.livejournal.com]

Yep, in about as long as it took to type it!!

[ebb.livejournal.com]

Lol - thank you. I blame my mother and her poetic skills but I'm nowhere near as good.