Ode to Milk Chocolate Hob Nobs

[Level - Public]

Oh sweet biscuit of magnificence!
I bow at your feet.
Not one can I devour.
No! I need two at least.

My diet is suffering,
My willpower is waning.
Within the hour,
There's merely 2 remaining.

A grown woman of 25
You'd think I'd have learned
That a flat tum needs worked on,
Each calorie burned.

Yet I sit here, still munching
Enjoying the crunch
Of your sweet biscuit goodness,
Avoiding my (healthy) lunch.

Needless to say boys and girls, today has not been a very healthy eating type day. Oops!