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KreuzDammer


Whatever you do.....

DON'T HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
(otherwise known as the link above)

Please help. Public appeal.

I have promised, should the counter hit 1000, I shall owe devalmont a prize and I'm doubtful I can manage... so whatever you do.... DON'T and I repeat this, DON'T click the above link.

It's a VERY bad idea.
NOT a good plan to go there.
No.
Please avoid it.
I mean, that's why I've got it in my links list at the side of my lj page.
So I remember to never click the link.
Thanks.


Ahem.

NB - Please DO comment if you have any problems with the site. Either on here, devalmont's lj or directly to the KD boys via the website.

Comments

[bethanthepurple.livejournal.com]

Is this like one of herdivineshadow's "Don't hit the link"s, so you hit the link & see an ork shagging galadriel or people eating maggoty poo?

Cos I don't like that.... :(

[ebb.livejournal.com]

No. It's worse. It's the website for KreuzDammer, the band he plays in.

Terrible really. Truly awful. I don't know why on earth anyone would listen to them...

Just helping out any way I can. They've got a gig in London at the end of the month and I'm trying to drum up a little free publicity.

[tall-mike.livejournal.com]

:D

a sure fire plan

back at secondry school,walking home, all the busses had these big red buttons below the back window, saying "WARNING DO NOT PRESS, EMERGENCY ENGINE CUT OFF" damn it was so bloody tempting its untrue:(

yay for warnings that do more tempting than anything else, and on that note, yay for my bed, coz thats looking damn tempting now;)

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

That's going to be our next album's selling strategy:

'Kreuzdammer - Considerably better than people eating maggoty poo!'

Genius. Thank you!

[bethanthepurple.livejournal.com]

*giggles far too much considering I'm writing theology essays in a public computer room*

You're very welcome. I like things that aren't maggoty poo :)

*clickies*

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

It's a winner!

It's also the only reason I can think of for Bryan Adamses (like pocketses, but danker) continued success..

Nathan, the Toxic Pixie

[ebb.livejournal.com]

You've never seen his Gollum impression have you mate? Scary, very scary.

[toxicpixie.livejournal.com]

What, Bryan Adamses?

I thought that ws his usual performance face!

Nathan, the Toxic Pixie

[devalmont.livejournal.com]

I regret to say that Bryan Adams may very well be worse than eating maggoty poo.

Except 'Summer of 69' of course. Which Rocks.

[deliberateblank.livejournal.com]

I have promised, should the counter hit 1000, I shall owe [info]devalmont a prize and I'm doubtful I can manage... so whatever you do.... DON'T and I repeat this, DON'T click the above link.

So,

perl -e 'foreach (1..1000) { system("wget http://www.kreuzdammer.com/"); }'

would be a bad idea then...?

[ebb.livejournal.com]

Lol - I know he CAN alter it, but that would be cheating and he knows I'm watching reasonably carefully....

[posh-tom.livejournal.com]

...must...resist...reverse...psychology...

*collapses*

*clicks*

[drrob.livejournal.com]

Ooops.

You've just confirmed to me that I'm incapable of following simple instructions.

Sorry about that. I tried not to click it, I really did.