You did WHAT?

( I spent a little while tied to a tree wearing only muslim yesterday. )

Other than this, yesterday was taken up by rump steak and gin, red wine, vodka, A Bridge Too Far, a very nervous (but sweet) man (lemming_sunday, nice to meet him and thanks for the free chips!) and gourmet pasta with korma sauce.

The Depster and Burton star again...

I need more Deppy goodness - I'm drunk, lonely, pissed off and fed up. Soooo....

Apparently, J Depp is rumoured to be starring in Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

HOW HAPPY AM I!!!!!!!!

This is exceptionally good news. Not only my fav film star, a fab story and a wonderful director, but possibly a rather funky soundtrack (courtesy of Danny Elfman) I'm assuming. Has cheered me up no end.

Where's me rum?

How I work....

( Why is it that when you're feeling low, people tend to assume it's about them? )

You have been warned.

Another interesing development...

This film looks promising for various reasons:

In the last 2 hours....

Hmmm. I now have little splashes of squidgy melted malteaser chocolate mashed into my carpet due to a rather messy attempt at eating a Malteaser Icecream thingy.

Also, housework is dangerous. I hoovered to make things a little more pleasant in the living room, and wasn't concentrating. Unfortunately, this led to knocking over a very pretty purple rocket shaped glass lamp which subsequently smashed into lots of little fractured glass bits. All over the newly hoovered floor (I'd done that bit)!

In addition, I've discovered that one of my surround sound speakers appears to be out of action - I saw the black speaker covery bit on the window ledge in the living room whilst hunting for a window key. And why? Because my room has decided that it doesn't want to allow any fresh air in, and to super heat the existing stuff. I currently even have my curtains open a tad..... scary stuff!

My figurine of Bast and the crystal that she guards beside my bed keep taking suicidal bungee jumps off the pretty, old, gnarled set of drawers that they usually sit very happily on, and the various stacks of CDs in my room keep sliding around and diving off other various normally safe surfaces.

I've discovered that I'm out of Spiritual Guide incense (I will be very thankful if someone can tell me where I can purchase this online) which is my all time favourite and rarely fails to chill me out. My computer doesn't like Semagic. And my vodka is cokeless.

This is bad.

However, my beautiful sapphrine has noticed that I'm a little on the annoyed side today and stopped his very industrious revision to call me and check I'm ok. And to suggest downloading ICQ so we can chat online as MSN currently doesn't work on my computer.

*Happy Sigh*

Em

Huh?

You are the mystery woman


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