In the morning....

Well, as usual today, I trundled along to the train, grabbing my usual copy of Metro to provide a smidgen of entertainment for the duration of my journey. I always skip straight to Nemi (cartoon strip about a gothy girl who looks like quite like zevbofb3k) for my daily fix, but then meander through the remainder of the paper, skimming to see if I can find amusing odds and ends.

Today they surpassed themselves.

( Cheesy Gothic Palace up for grabs.... )

... now where can I buy a lottery ticket....


And just for zevbofb3k's benefit, due to last nights conversation: